Eric Cartman wrote:I am a spoiled, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, violent, insensitive, cruel, irresponsible, sociopathic, arrogant, narcissistic, greedy, racist, sexist, rude, wildly insecure, hypocritical, sadistic, ruthless, predjudice, vicious, judgemental, immoral, unscrupulous, anti-seminist, devious, brutal, calculating, meglomaniacal, cunning, vindictive, obnoxious, snobbish, pompus, egotistical, power-hungry, paranoid, completely insane, shallow, sinister, diobolical, pure evil, sneaky, sly, unfriendly, backstabbing, double-crossing, uncaring, treacherous, seductive, sarcasstic and manipulative dude.
I am a spoiled, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, violent, insensitive, cruel, irresponsible, sociopathic, arrogant, narcissistic, greedy, racist, sexist, rude, wildly insecure, hypocritical, sadistic, ruthless, predjudice, vicious, judgemental, immoral, unscrupulous, anti-seminist, devious, brutal, calculating, meglomaniacal, cunning, vindictive, obnoxious, snobbish, pompus, egotistical, power-hungry, paranoid, completely insane, shallow, sinister, diobolical, pure evil, sneaky, sly, unfriendly, backstabbing, double-crossing, uncaring, treacherous, seductive, sarcasstic and manipulative dude.
And those are just his GOOD qualities! If you'd like more interesting information on Cartman, just see the following link:
http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?aBID=109883&topicID=41878488&p=3
Oh Eric, sweetie, that's not true!
You are certainly not calculating at all - you flunked math, remember?
US Blues wrote:I invented spoiled, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, violent, insensitive, cruel, irresponsible, sociopathic, arrogant, narcissistic, greedy, racist, sexist, rude, wildly insecure, hypocritical, sadistic, ruthless, predjudice, vicious, judgemental, immoral, unscrupulous, anti-seminist, devious, brutal, calculating, meglomaniacal, cunning, vindictive, obnoxious, snobbish, pompus, egotistical, power-hungry, paranoid, completely insane, shallow, sinister, diobolical, pure evil, sneaky, sly, unfriendly, backstabbing, double-crossing, uncaring, treacherous, seductive, sarcasstic and manipulative dudes.
I invented spoiled, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, violent, insensitive, cruel, irresponsible, sociopathic, arrogant, narcissistic, greedy, racist, sexist, rude, wildly insecure, hypocritical, sadistic, ruthless, predjudice, vicious, judgemental, immoral, unscrupulous, anti-seminist, devious, brutal, calculating, meglomaniacal, cunning, vindictive, obnoxious, snobbish, pompus, egotistical, power-hungry, paranoid, completely insane, shallow, sinister, diobolical, pure evil, sneaky, sly, unfriendly, backstabbing, double-crossing, uncaring, treacherous, seductive, sarcasstic and manipulative dudes.
OMG! You're Eric's DAD!!!!!
HOLY ****!!
I DIDNT KNOW DENNIS RAN THIS BOARD!!
NO WAY!!
you sound just like my xboyfriend...are you sure you're not him!?!?
twinkletoes wrote:Eric Cartman wrote:I am a spoiled, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, violent, insensitive, cruel, irresponsible, sociopathic, arrogant, narcissistic, greedy, racist, sexist, rude, wildly insecure, hypocritical, sadistic, ruthless, predjudice, vicious, judgemental, immoral, unscrupulous, anti-seminist, devious, brutal, calculating, meglomaniacal, cunning, vindictive, obnoxious, snobbish, pompus, egotistical, power-hungry, paranoid, completely insane, shallow, sinister, diobolical, pure evil, sneaky, sly, unfriendly, backstabbing, double-crossing, uncaring, treacherous, seductive, sarcasstic and manipulative dude. you sound just like my xboyfriend...are you sure you're not him!?!?
Nice to see you at least cleaned up for Easter Sunday, Eric.
Eric sweetie, put the tazer away for Easter dinner, please and thank you.
I invented tazers.
US Blues wrote:I invented tazers.
Is there anything you DIDN'T invent, you little twit?
I invented twits.
Eric Cartman wrote:twinkletoes wrote: Eric Cartman wrote:I am a spoiled, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, violent, insensitive, cruel, irresponsible, sociopathic, arrogant, narcissistic, greedy, racist, sexist, rude, wildly insecure, hypocritical, sadistic, ruthless, predjudice, vicious, judgemental, immoral, unscrupulous, anti-seminist, devious, brutal, calculating, meglomaniacal, cunning, vindictive, obnoxious, snobbish, pompus, egotistical, power-hungry, paranoid, completely insane, shallow, sinister, diobolical, pure evil, sneaky, sly, unfriendly, backstabbing, double-crossing, uncaring, treacherous, seductive, sarcasstic and manipulative dude. you sound just like my xboyfriend...are you sure you're not him!?!? Does he love Cheesypoofs?
twinkletoes wrote: Eric Cartman wrote:I am a spoiled, foul-mouthed, ill-tempered, violent, insensitive, cruel, irresponsible, sociopathic, arrogant, narcissistic, greedy, racist, sexist, rude, wildly insecure, hypocritical, sadistic, ruthless, predjudice, vicious, judgemental, immoral, unscrupulous, anti-seminist, devious, brutal, calculating, meglomaniacal, cunning, vindictive, obnoxious, snobbish, pompus, egotistical, power-hungry, paranoid, completely insane, shallow, sinister, diobolical, pure evil, sneaky, sly, unfriendly, backstabbing, double-crossing, uncaring, treacherous, seductive, sarcasstic and manipulative dude. you sound just like my xboyfriend...are you sure you're not him!?!?
Does he love Cheesypoofs?
He loved anything with cheese.