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Eric Cartman


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1. You must furnish your real name in full.

2. Your date of birth.

3. Your home address including zip code.

4. Your home telephone number.

5. Your cell number.

6. Your mother's maiden name

7. A valid credit or debit card number.

8. Your bank account number.

9. Your pin number.

Any questions?

 

 

 



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Auntie Grizelda


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Are you on crack?



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Hey it works for lardass.

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Auntie Grizelda


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Go put some clothes on.  It's cold out.

You're frostbitten and delusional. 



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Auntie Grizelda wrote:

Go put some clothes on.  It's cold out.

You're frostbitten and delusional. 

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Eric Cartman


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Those are the rules.

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hmm  Okay, okay, I know how valuable this place is, so here's my personal info:

 

Ima Fakur

Feb. 30, 1950

1313 Mockingbird Lane

Hollywood, CA  90210

555-867-5309

555-555-5551

Masterfart  603994886378-87762086839-184038820-1

Shyster Bank  44500-666-11408-666-81093-666

Pin # 6666

Good 'nuff or do you also need my blood type, my genealogy going back 300 years or maybe a bag of my toenail clippings?  

 

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Hey, since we're telling all....

http://www.activeboard.com/forum.spark?aBID=109883&topicID=41878488&p=3

 

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Mudd wrote:

hmm  Okay, okay, I know how valuable this place is, so here's my personal info:

 

Ima Fakur

Feb. 30, 1950

1313 Mockingbird Lane

Hollywood, CA  90210

555-867-5309

555-555-5551

Masterfart  603994886378-87762086839-184038820-1

Shyster Bank  44500-666-11408-666-81093-666

Pin # 6666

Good 'nuff or do you also need my blood type, my genealogy going back 300 years or maybe a bag of my toenail clippings?  

 

wink

 In your case I need a signed blank check as well. One can never be too cautious in the vetting process.

 



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You don't have to be a member to post?



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Anonymous wrote:

You don't have to be a member to post?

No but we ban members and non members for thread drift. 

 



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I invented banning.

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Auntie Grizelda


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and thread drift...



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Eric Cartman


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Goddammit, I hate thread drift!



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Eric Cartman


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Woman you're really, really pissing me off!



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Ha!  You're pissing him off but I can post pics of him in compromising positions and he never sez a word.   ashamed



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Yeah, I know, Mudd, and I'm really sorry about that. 

Remember when you were young and had your very first

crush on some hot li'l red Mustang?  You strutted and revved and showed 

off your spring-overs and bead-locks, trying to make her notice?

Yeah, it's like that.  Eric heart.gif me.  So he's all blustery & bluff, trying to get

my attention.  Kinda sweet, isn't it?

 



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well that just sucks

 

guess I was wrong about that "crush on me" theory

 

anyone got a sock I can borrow?



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Auntie Grizelda wrote:

Yeah, I know, Mudd, and I'm really sorry about that. 

Remember when you were young and had your very first

crush on some hot li'l red Mustang?  You strutted and revved and showed 

off your spring-overs and bead-locks, trying to make her notice?

Yeah, it's like that.  Eric heart.gif me.  So he's all blustery & bluff, trying to get

my attention.  Kinda sweet, isn't it?

 

 

 Oh, it's very touching.   lol   popcorn.gif



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Eric sweetie? 

How long are you gonna pretend like you're really mad at me and keep me

shivering out here on the stoop?



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Sweetie???   Eric???

Please let me in???

 

I'll wear your favorite Elvira dress.....

 



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WTF?



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Auntie Grizelda


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Eric, you can't swear on Sunday

You'll go to that bad place.

 



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Auntie Grizelda wrote:

Eric, you can't swear on Sunday

You'll go to that bad place.

 

 I invented that bad place.

 



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US Blues wrote:
Auntie Grizelda wrote:

Eric, you can't swear on Sunday

You'll go to that bad place.

 

 I invented that bad place.

 

 

Oh, that's great!  Why don't you go there and send us a postcard?   devilish.gif

 



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I invented postcards.

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bump

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1. You must furnish your real name in full.

2. Your date of birth.

3. Your home address including zip code.

4. Your home telephone number.

5. Your cell number.

6. Your mother's maiden name

7. A valid credit or debit card number.

8. Your bank account number.

9. Your pin number.

10. You must contribute to all fundraisers even if that means selling your foodstamps.

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U.S. Blues


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I invented foodstamps.

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Eric Cartman wrote:

1. You must furnish your real name in full.

2. Your date of birth.

3. Your home address including zip code.

4. Your home telephone number.

5. Your cell number.

6. Your mother's maiden name

7. A valid credit or debit card number.

8. Your bank account number.

9. Your pin number.

10. You must contribute to all fundraisers even if that means selling your foodstamps.

 

 Oh geesh, now I suppose I have to do mine all over again!   angered.gif  angered.gif



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Eric Cartman


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Yep.

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