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Eric Cartman


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I need to send him a certified check from my bank in Nigeria for the handsome sum of, $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.


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Eric, Auntie Fan is a very private person, who has given me a notarized power of attorney. Please feel free to send me the check however, can you make it out from an american bank? I can't get to Nigeria and my little bank won't take that much as a deposit. Or cash. You know, that would be fine too. Don't worry, Auntie Fan has given me the authority to accept on his/her behalf, we're very good friends. So, yea, just send me cash and I'll make sure he/she gets it. Thanks bunches. Toodles.

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I need to see the Power of Attorney before I have the armored car deliver the cash.

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Oh abbbbsolutely. Wouldn't have it any other way. Just let me scan it into my computer. Why don't you just go ahead and dispatch the armored car. You know I'm good for it.

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My guys are loading 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 Zimbabwean dollars in the truck as we speak. I'm patiently awaiting the POA. As soon as I receive it, the truck will be off and running. GOD'S TRUTH!




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Uh one other small detail you have to pay customs on it to get it out of Zimbabwe.

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Eric Theodore Cartman

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Oh BTW you can take the Custom Fees out of the winnings. It will still leave you with the handsome sum of 10,000,000 Zimbabwean dollars.

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Eric Cartman wrote:

Oh BTW you can take the Custom Fees out of the winnings. It will still leave you with the handsome sum of 10,000,000 Zimbabwean dollars.



And that currency is backed by what????  confuse.gif



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Mudd wrote:

Eric Cartman wrote:

Oh BTW you can take the Custom Fees out of the winnings. It will still leave you with the handsome sum of 10,000,000 Zimbabwean dollars.



And that currency is backed by what????  confuse.gif


Is Google broken, dumbass?

 



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Oh Eric ((((((((((((Eric)))))))), my scanner is broken. Actually, I haven't turned it on yet because I don't know how it works. And I don't know how it works because I'm a burn victim from a wealthy family but I'm blind so I can't read the instructions so I never really bought one. Thanks anyway.

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That's so sad. I'm dispatching the truck now.

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BTW the IRS had us withhold $26,631.94.

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I threw in a free currency converter

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did you get the money bbsam?

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