blah while it is true that I am overjoyed to see that you have escaped from the ZOMBIES you do realize that you have ****ed up another fundraiser. I am this close to giving you the old heave ho and our fantastic friendship only goes so far. I demand you remove your offensive post or you will force me to take drastic measures. Consider this warning letter as 899 infraction points against your ****ing ass.
Your Bestest Pal For Life,
Eric Theodore Cartman
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When a chick says we need to talk, you might as well start punching yourself in the balls, dude.
A) If I say I like it, you'll trash it. B) If I say it's trash, you'll make me use it. C) Or, if I say I like it, you'll let me keep it. D) If I say it's trash, you'll dump it.
She's even from my neck of the woods! Yes, yes indeed, that COULD be me!
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Stupid people should not be given power over others.