It is my very sad duty to announce that blah was taken prisoner by the zombies this past weekend. I'm sure by now the zombies have eaten him or at the very least have ripped him into a gazillion pieces. We will never see him again. Rest in pieces Buddy, you were one hell of a mod.
We appreciate everyone’s support during the time of great loss to Uncle Buck's LLC. In lieu of flowers contributions may be made to Uncle Buck's C/O Auntie Grizelda in memory of him. I know in my heart of hearts blah would have wanted it that way.
Eric Theodore Cartman
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When a chick says we need to talk, you might as well start punching yourself in the balls, dude.