I just want to take this opportunity to thank those of you who helped me in my unending rise to the top of the Administrator dungheap. I also want you to know that nothing will change despite my now being given absolute power over your very lives. I can assure you that my moderation style is firm but fair. With any luck, most of you will be banned by the end of the day.
To become a Mod here there are a few simple requirements that must be met. Do you want them one at a time or all at once? I will give you the first one now.
1. In ten thousand words or more please explain why you feel you are qualified for
the
prestigious position of fourth lowly Mod. on Uncle Buck's Mod Squad.
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When a chick says we need to talk, you might as well start punching yourself in the balls, dude.
Cartman the ass_hole is and so are more than half the members at Uncle Bob's. I'm adding you to the list, prepare to be stalked. BTW what is your IP address and home phone number?
