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granam72


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 Rene Descartes walks into a bar, see. He orders a glass of wine and
  drinks it. The bartender says, "Would you like another?" Descartes
  replies, "I think not." And he disappears.

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Passed the test for Mensa, but couldn\'t stand them

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for Alec:"Russians are swimming in shit up to their necks, they are just about to drown. A knight on a white horse comes and says, "Fear not, I am here to save you". all the Russians with shit up to their necks say: "No, no, you will create waves." "
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just in case it is deleted:
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Dennis Olson09-10-2000, 07:21 PM
BS in Electronic Engineering, Arizona State. Member of the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers (IEEE). Passed the test for Mensa, but couldn't stand them. Computer programmer/analyst for 25 years, in multiple languages and operating systems. Desinged and implemented $500,000 automated data-collection and control systems. Currently a computer consultant, working on Unix/C applications. Income currently in the low six figures. (Was income-deprived last spring, but got over it ;) )

I currently own 10 firearms and over 10,000 rds of asstd ammunition. Soon, I'll be learning to roll my own. I drive an Aurora ( http://www.pressenter.com/~djolson/pics/Aurora1.jpg ) and ride a motorcycle ( http://www.pressenter.com/~djolson/pics/Bike2.jpg ).

Never chew, smoke, or anything else. We belong to the Mormon Church.

Redneck? I dunno. Someone else will have to make that call....
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[url=http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/archive/index.php?t-39016.html]
[/url] hey Alec or whoever you are >  see the original link backto someplace else in post above, you loser.

see editing data posted here:
-- Edited by granam72 at 04:26, 2007-05-31

-- Edited by granam72 at 04:30, 2007-05-31

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for Alec:"Russians are swimming in shit up to their necks, they are just about to drown. A knight on a white horse comes and says, "Fear not, I am here to save you". all the Russians with shit up to their necks say: "No, no, you will create waves." "
Kat


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Thanks Granam....Great find!

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granam72


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Kat, I did not do much but repost from Someplace Else...

hattip goes to SmartyPants...  bleh

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for Alec:"Russians are swimming in shit up to their necks, they are just about to drown. A knight on a white horse comes and says, "Fear not, I am here to save you". all the Russians with shit up to their necks say: "No, no, you will create waves." "
Kat


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Well, thanks to Smartypants and you for bringing it over, hon. :)

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granam72 wrote:

Dennis Olson09-10-2000, 07:21 PM
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Passed the test for Mensa, but couldn't stand them.



What a lying sack of ****...

/I doubt if he's smarter than a 5th grader... 2bier2.gif



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It's not that hard, all ya gotta do is pass an IQ test with 130-ish....

Loose translation, if you're 30% smarter than any given TB2Gayer....

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Jeff Foxworthy would love to have Lardass as a contestant. He would have to change it to "Are you Smarter than a 2nd grader?".

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Kat , your comment on the original post in this thread ie if it has been edited or not, would be appreciated.
thanks
Graham

-- Edited by granam72 at 04:51, 2007-05-31

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for Alec:"Russians are swimming in shit up to their necks, they are just about to drown. A knight on a white horse comes and says, "Fear not, I am here to save you". all the Russians with shit up to their necks say: "No, no, you will create waves." "
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Sure, Granam, the original post has not been edited. I even checked my control panel to see if the original had been changed and it has not.

So, I hope that takes care of any questions regarding your post.

Again, thanks for bringing this here. I do appreciate it and also, appreciate the time Smartypants took to find it. You guys are great.....

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