BTW I have several membership applications awaiting your approval.

You have to have a dot-com email address.

You have to have a phone, landline, listed in your name. No unlisted numbers accepted.

You must furnish a copy of a valid photo ID, no matricular consular cards accepted unless you hate ragheads.

You must furnish a valid Social Security number and permission for a credit check so you can "contribute" via credit card.

You must also furnish a signed and notarized oath of alegiance, spit shake and pinky swear - which is where the DNA sample comes in....

All of my sock puppets are active posters. Lard Ass and his psychophants haven't banned any of me.