kat! kat! i had me the most skeery horrbull nitemar ever! im slowly recoverin from my koolaid hangovr. whoe, to much xanexzz. gotta member to cut it next time. anywho my hands still shakin with fear what i seen last nite. sum parts is murkee, others part cleer as pee. heres sorta the sekwence. dont worry if it dont make no sense at times. or at all. im still trying to figgur it out. starts out im wakin up, gotta pee from all the damm kooolaid, but stead of turnin sidewayz from my lseepin bag, i begin floatin up. yup. up. i look it my body and see im wearin a weerd green cape n red lether boots, pink tights u spangl brayceletts on my wrists. aint got no idee why im wearin this since it clashes with my fashun sensbilitees. so im kinda gliding thru the gayrage door toward the treehous. i hear this strange jabberin behind me. then hell if it aint herpees wearin a damn orang gown with a teeara on her head. and herpees wuz gliding to, kinda dogg paddlin. but what done took the doggie biskit. listen this. herpees yapped in japneez! japneez soundin words! made no sence cos shes german. bizarr fer sure. so we both continud glidin silent to the treehousse. and when we git to the entranc, the door opens by itself. amazin. then i start hearin a deep wooop wooop sound throbbin, makin the air vibratin. then my eyes poppd out uncle buck was dressed in lectic bloo lether suit with yellow helmit, red goggls, shinee silver hi boots, purpl spandexx. uncle buck was actin stark ravin loonee, but he hadnd no banhammr. noop, he was carryin a pink lite saber, wavin it round jes like the bannhammre. im thinkin. is thiss starr warz? whos he think he is? buck vader? now this is wheren it gets real real strange, kat. ya followin this so far? i lookt at the montor and saw tb2k sheep bein wired thru their bodies like the maytrixx movie. like in the goop. and buck vader turned his attenshun to some controll panels, pushin buttons, makin heavy breathin noises. hhwwwwah.hhwwwaahh. and he was gittin notication of paypals bein sent. lots of paypals. then he started bein real excited cos more n more paypals came rushin in. a sighber goldmind of paypal payments! instant cash trannsfers! and he was wavin his pink lite sabr wild, knockin over a lava lamp, big bowl of jippy pop popcornn, bopped poor teddy almost smashd the koolaid pitchur. kat, ya still followin this? cos heres where it gets real real real real bizarr. i hear these hi pitched sqeeking sounds, real high. herpees goes nutz barkin. bark! bark! buck vador turns, looks at the treehous window. and then, then i seen the moonbats, kat! i seen the moonbats!! dozins of moooonbats flyin everwhere! there eyes, glowin white eyes, flaylin wings, flap, flap, flap, quickr than spinning ceilin fan, flappier than shufflin card deck. buck vadir he took his psecial bansabr and was strikin at the moonbats, mostly missing them n smashin furnture. course he was whoopin and yellin mooonbats! moooonbats in the treeehous! this time i unnerstood. told ya uncle buck was smart. i panikked to. then i got a plan found me that new telscope, picked it up, wired couple handles from the jippy pop popcorn pans, sorta like a windmill shape, armed myself n wuz whackin longside buck vader. herpees racin round n round chasin them damn moonbats. the battle was gettin fierc, we waz sweatin, cursin, yellin moooonbats. then alla sudden, wham, i hear this big crash thru the treehous floor, i feel myself fallin down. blam! everythin went black. dont know how much time passed. then outta nowhere this brite lite shinin right in my face, right thrugh my eyelids, im blinded. is this the moonbat alien mothership gonna take me aboard and do the deeep anil probe? then i hear merican words. hey. you okay? sir, sir, wake up please. i open my eyes n see a ups delivery man standin over me. i look round, see im back in the gayrage. ups man said he brought new parts fer the cycle in the gayrage, saw me laying flat on the floor beside broken puter desk. well, this aint good, kat. what am i gonna tell uncle buck when he sees the mess i made in the gayrage?
We've been promised all hell breaking loose for years. The guy is coated in Teflon. Toio small time for the IRS to worry about. Internet lawsuits are a dime a dozen to threaten & damned hard to win. His personal life... that's his problem(s) to solve.
Unless he's about to announce he's having Uncle Buck's baby?
This time is a little different, D'anon. This time it is individuals that he has wronged going after his big fat ass. Individuals with the wherewithall to really go for broke. :)
Mexi, I would say the next several weeks will be quite a show. Sit tight....
Rolf, Chubb's posts are a bit of comic relief. Under the circumstances I find them quite amusing as I wait for all hell to break loose.
Oh, we've been promised a show for a while now - all I see happening is Olson building himself a bolt hole in the form of that Tree site.
If you think Chubb is funny . . . well, one man's funny is another man's obnoxious. I've yet to see anything amusing about illiteracy and ignorance, even when done in parody.
If you look close tho, Chubb gives hints on factual stuff sometimes. When there, they are buried deep in the storyline and you have to look for them And not all of his storys have these hiddden facts ,but some do
gotta member to cut it next time. anywho my hands still shakin with fear what i seen last nite. sum parts is murkee, others part cleer as pee. heres sorta the sekwence. dont worry if it dont make no sense at times. or at all. im still trying to figgur it out. 
starts out im wakin up, gotta pee from all the damm kooolaid, but stead of turnin sidewayz from my lseepin bag, i begin floatin up. yup. up. i look it my body and see im wearin a weerd green cape n red lether boots, pink tights u spangl brayceletts on my wrists. aint got no idee why im wearin this since it clashes with my fashun sensbilitees. so im kinda gliding thru the gayrage door toward the treehous. i hear this strange jabberin behind me. then hell if it aint herpees wearin a damn orang gown with a teeara on her head. and herpees wuz gliding to, kinda dogg paddlin. but what done took the doggie biskit. listen this. herpees yapped in japneez! japneez soundin words! made no sence cos shes german. bizarr fer sure. so we both continud glidin silent to the treehousse. and when we git to the entranc, the door opens by itself. amazin. then i start hearin a deep wooop wooop sound throbbin, makin the air vibratin. then my eyes poppd out 
uncle buck was dressed in lectic bloo lether suit with yellow helmit, red goggls, shinee silver hi boots, purpl spandexx. uncle buck was actin stark ravin loonee, but he hadnd no banhammr. noop, he was carryin a pink lite saber, wavin it round jes like the bannhammre. im thinkin. is thiss starr warz? whos he think he is? buck vader? now this is wheren it gets real real strange, kat. ya followin this so far? i lookt at the montor and saw tb2k sheep bein wired thru their bodies like the maytrixx movie. like in the goop. 
and buck vader turned his attenshun to some controll panels, pushin buttons, makin heavy breathin noises. hhwwwwah.hhwwwaahh. and he was gittin notication of paypals bein sent. lots of paypals. then he started bein real excited cos more n more paypals came rushin in. a sighber goldmind of paypal payments! instant cash trannsfers! and he was wavin his pink lite sabr wild, knockin over a lava lamp, big bowl of jippy pop popcornn, bopped poor teddy 
almost smashd the koolaid pitchur. kat, ya still followin this? cos heres where it gets real real real real bizarr. i hear these hi pitched sqeeking sounds, real high. herpees goes nutz barkin. bark! bark! buck vador turns, looks at the treehous window. and then, then i seen the moonbats, kat! i seen the moonbats!! dozins of moooonbats flyin everwhere! 
there eyes, glowin white eyes, flaylin wings, flap, flap, flap, quickr than spinning ceilin fan, flappier than shufflin card deck. buck vadir he took his psecial bansabr and was strikin at the moonbats, mostly missing them n smashin furnture. course he was whoopin and yellin mooonbats! moooonbats in the treeehous! this time i unnerstood. told ya uncle buck was smart. i panikked to. then i got a plan 
found me that new telscope, picked it up, wired couple handles from the jippy pop popcorn pans, sorta like a windmill shape, armed myself n wuz whackin longside buck vader. herpees racin round n round chasin them damn moonbats. the battle was gettin fierc, we waz sweatin, cursin, yellin moooonbats. 
then alla sudden, wham, i hear this big crash thru the treehous floor, i feel myself fallin down. blam! everythin went black. dont know how much time passed. then outta nowhere this brite lite shinin right in my face, right thrugh my eyelids, im blinded. is this the moonbat alien mothership gonna take me aboard and do the deeep anil probe? 
