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Auntie Grizelda is missing. I figure that either Lardass got her or the fleet is in.

She looks like this.



Sometimes she looks like this.



I have organized a search party.



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Let me guess....you're going to run a fundraiser to assist with the search?   evileye



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I invented milk cartons.

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Mudd wrote:

Let me guess....you're going to run a fundraiser to assist with the search?   evileye






I got a ransom note and if we ever want to see her again we have to come up with some major coin. I think this is very serious as the note was signed "Mack The Knife."

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poor girl...hope you find her soon

 



-- Edited by Auntie Grizelda on Monday 4th of April 2011 06:21:16 AM

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You've Escaped, welcome back. (happy dancing) I will keep all the money collected from the Auntie Grizelda ransom fund and apply it toward future forum expenses. Thank you members for contributing well over 1.5 million dollars. You guys are the absolute best, BAR NONE. (gag)




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Eric sweetie, I wasn't kidnapped, I got lost...BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!

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Don't matter, I'm not returning the ransom donations.

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Eric Cartman wrote:

Don't matter, I'm not returning the ransom donations.


 

 And where, just where, is the accounting of all those funds????  angered.gif  angered.gif



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Mudd wrote:

Eric Cartman wrote:

Don't matter, I'm not returning the ransom donations.


 

 And where, just where, is the accounting of all those funds????  angered.gif  angered.gif






The funds are in a shoe box under my bed.

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Thanks for letting me know where it is.  wink  I might come by for a look, er...visit, I mean.  biggrin



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Was that so hard? You asked for an accounting and you got one.

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You could let me hide the money for you, sweetie.

 

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Where is Auntie?

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TAP TAP TAP

LEMME OUTA HERE!

I fell in and I can't get out!!

HHHHEHEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 



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Did you know that Joe invented the ASPCA?

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Hmmmm.  Yes, I s'pose I should have known that.

I'll be sure to make a note.  confuse



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I like your new sig line. Oh wait, was that aimed at me?

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Eric Cartman wrote:

I like your new sig line. Oh wait, was that aimed at me?


 

No, sweetie....

Well ok, maybe sorta...

More like a slam aimed at you for thinking you could make a mod out of ME!

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 



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It seems you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I AM NOT A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(just old hmm )



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Auntie Grizelda wrote:

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I AM NOT A DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(just old hmm )


 I invented dogs.



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