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Eric Cartman


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Joe is being mean to me and needs to be dealt with.

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Auntie is just too kind and gentle to deal with the likes of Joe.

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furiousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfurious

THAT IS NOT TRUE, ERIC THEODORE CARTMAN!!
Now take it back or I will kick your ass all the
way to someplace else!

furiousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousfurious



p.s. Nice to see you've cleaned up for The Lord's Day.



-- Edited by Auntie Grizelda on Sunday 27th of February 2011 11:14:39 AM

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Oops!  I thought he was trying to look like Juaquin Phoenix.  ashamed

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Not a problem. I once again accept the position of Supreme Ruler and Overlord of Uncle Buck's Time Out. As my first order of business, I plan to accuse every member of being a Joe sockpuppet and ban them. If you don't like that idea, you can go pound sand.

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blah wrote:

Not a problem. I once again accept the position of Supreme Ruler and Overlord of Uncle Buck's Time Out. As my first order of business, I plan to accuse every member of being a Joe sockpuppet and ban them. If you don't like that idea, you can go pound sand.


Auntie that's what I'm talking about. You need to get meaner than one of Michael Vick's pit bulls. Capish?

 



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Although I'm not so sure about this, "Supreme Ruler and Overlord of Uncle Buck's Time Out."

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OMG, Blah, look what you've done to Eric.  He's a wreck this morning.  no

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OMG, Blah, look what you've done to Eric.  He's a wreck this morning.  no



If you don't like what I've done, feel free to leave. Maybe you'll be happier at one of those troll forum cesspools of filth with the other human cockroaches fit to be killed. Buh Bye.



-- Edited by blah on Monday 28th of February 2011 04:10:10 PM

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It's "two-legged ****roaches fit only to be killed".

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Hey, I'M the one who's supposed to sling mudd.  hmm

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sorry
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Hey, I'M the one who's supposed to sling mudd.  hmm


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Hey!! Does this mean I can throw p............

 

you know...



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Only if you want hot coffee back at you.

Anyone here remember what happened to the lady in the
McD's drive through that dumped a cup of coffee in her lap?

yeah.
That wasn't me.  If it was, I'd be rich and not talking to mudd, or poop, or
even blah...



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Auntie Grizelda wrote:

It's "two-legged cockroaches fit only to be killed".

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Fine, two-legged. Whatever.

And it's "vrowbar", not "vroebar", idiots. Anyone continuing to use "vroebar" will be sent directly to Time Out where they will lose 14 infraction points and stay in for recess. Their stay in Time Out will last for 7 days after which they will be banned outright in complete secrecy. Do not inquire as to their whereabouts. That would be even worse than saying "vroebar".



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Kinda severe punishment dontcha think?

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Better listen to Eric.  He's carrying a hockey stick today!  ashamed

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Kinda severe punishment dontcha think?



It fits the crime.



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Better listen to Eric.  He's carrying a hockey stick today!  ashamed



preacher, hockey player, sumo wrestler, thug,...

quite the Jack of All Trades isn't he

 



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That's Jerk Of All Trades madam.

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That's Jerk Of All Trades madam.



This is true..



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I invented Jerks. I jerk off all the time.

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I also invented blah.

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US Blues wrote:

I invented Jerks. I jerk off all the time.



Why am I not surprised?  evileye



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Kinda severe punishment dontcha think?



It fits the crime.



It may fit the crime in your demented mind but is it in our constitution? 



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It's in the constitution in my head, which is the only place it matters.

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Your full name wouldn't be blah Null would it?

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whoa....think I'll sit this one out....sprint.gif

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You can't sit this one out. Come 11:00 AM CST we could very well be overrun by ZOMBIES!

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Eric Cartman wrote:

You can't sit this one out. Come 11:00 AM CST we could very well be overrun by ZOMBIES!



That couldn't be any more scary than your daily metamorphosis.   ashamed



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Hey just because you think it's OK to never change your clothes doesn't mean the rest of us want to run around all stinky.

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NOW BACK TO THE ZOMBIE ATTACK!

-- Edited by Eric Cartman on Saturday 5th of March 2011 09:19:43 AM

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Do to the fact that we are about to be overrun by ZOMBIES I'm making every member a Mod with the exception of Mudd. I don't like him.

-- Edited by Eric Cartman on Saturday 5th of March 2011 10:51:48 AM

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Remember this and you may survive.

Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife


-- Edited by Eric Cartman on Saturday 5th of March 2011 09:30:33 AM

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OMG Eric you were right!  Here's evidence!

-- Edited by Mudd on Saturday 5th of March 2011 09:41:28 AM

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OMG Eric you were right!  Here's evidence!



-- Edited by Mudd on Saturday 5th of March 2011 09:41:28 AM
Dumbass!

Zombie-by-Lucio-Fulci.jpg

 



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Here it comes. Good Luck and go down swinging.

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Eric Cartman wrote:

Here it comes. Good Luck and go down swinging.



Eric Sweetie, need I ask YET AGAIN!?!?!

 

C&P  PPPLLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEEE???????????

 



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Auntie Grizelda wrote:

Eric Cartman wrote:

Here it comes. Good Luck and go down swinging.



Eric Sweetie, need I ask YET AGAIN!?!?!

 

C&P  PPPLLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEEE???????????

 



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i thought he outsourced to a real server farm in ****ago


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He did but the Zombies tore the **** outta the place.

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I'm really scared of zombies. I have prepped accordingly. HUGE amounts of sunflower seeds and salt. They really hate salty sunflower seeds. Today is Monday. Did I miss the horde?

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Yeah it's all clear. I made everyone a Mod over the weekend with the exception of Mudd. (I don't like Mudd.) Now that the crisis is over I've revoked the Mod powers.

-- Edited by Eric Cartman on Monday 7th of March 2011 09:51:17 AM

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Eric Cartman wrote:

Yeah it's all clear. I made everyone a Mod over the weekend with the exception of Mudd. (I don't like Mudd.) Now that the crisis is over I've revoked the Mod powers.

-- Edited by Eric Cartman on Monday 7th of March 2011 09:51:17 AM



So are you discriminating against me because I'm muddy and dark????  Hmmm....

Maybe I'd better go ask Lardass which lawyer he keeps threatening to use to sue UB's.

 

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I'm blacker than your cracker ass.

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Mudd wrote:

 

Eric Cartman wrote:

Yeah it's all clear. I made everyone a Mod over the weekend with the exception of Mudd. (I don't like Mudd.) Now that the crisis is over I've revoked the Mod powers.

-- Edited by Eric Cartman on Monday 7th of March 2011 09:51:17 AM



So are you discriminating against me because I'm muddy and dark????  Hmmm....

Maybe I'd better go ask Lardass which lawyer he keeps threatening to use to sue UB's.

 

wink

 

 



He's got a case, Eric sweetie.  After all, pooh is "muddy" and dark, and you

made him/it a mod over the weekend.  Maybe you should try to settle this

out of court?

 



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He was the only one that wasn't a mod over the weekend. It's for the children.

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Well being a mod here isn't all that great. I mean, I GUESS it isn't because I haven't been one yet. Even though I was one over the weekend, I was unaware of that fact and therefore unable to abuse all the mod privileges as I would like to do, JUST ONCE, goddammit!

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BBSAM wrote:

Well being a mod here isn't all that great. I mean, I GUESS it isn't because I haven't been one yet. Even though I was one over the weekend, I was unaware of that fact and therefore unable to abuse all the mod privileges as I would like to do, JUST ONCE, goddammit!


Maybe the next time.

 



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Eric Cartman wrote:

 

BBSAM wrote:

Well being a mod here isn't all that great. I mean, I GUESS it isn't because I haven't been one yet. Even though I was one over the weekend, I was unaware of that fact and therefore unable to abuse all the mod privileges as I would like to do, JUST ONCE, goddammit!


Maybe the next time.

 

 



That's so sweet.  Thanks Eric.

 

Hey Eric, is that a toy frog or some twisted version of CESM?



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