"I just want to take this opportunity to thank those of you who helped me in my unending rise to the top of the Administrator dungheap. I also want you to know that nothing will change despite my now being given absolute power over your very lives. I can assure you that my moderation style is firm but fair. With any luck, most of you will be banned by the end of the day."
He did it. He's taken over the whole place, kitchen & all, without firing a shot.
Woe! Woe! Woe is me!
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Stupid people should not be given power over others.
I'm sorry but I couldn't help but notice the serious lack of discipline on this forum. It was necessary to perform drastic actions in order to maintain the proper decorum that is expected of a world-renowned establishment such as Uncle Buck's Time Out. I can assure you that I only have the best of intentions and will be happy to take your donations as soon as I set up the bank account in the Cayman Islands.
After spending much time and effort the password is now secure and I am the only one that has it. I am considering stripping everyone but myself of any mod power whatsoever.
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When a chick says we need to talk, you might as well start punching yourself in the balls, dude.
After spending much time and effort the password is now secure and I am the only one that has it. I am considering stripping everyone but myself of any mod power whatsoever.
WTF, it's like you don't trust us. I, for one, am highly offended. I have half a mind to just keep all of of the donations to the "new server fund" to myself.
Woe! Woe! Woe is me! 
