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ACTIVEBOARD IS GOING TITS UP!!!!!!
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We need to move to our own server. I had a discussion with the management of Activeboard and it ended up with me telling them to bite my BIG HAIRY ASS.  We need lots of dough to make the move if we are going to survive  as the NUMBER ONE prep board an the entire interweb thingy.





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You have a big hairy ass too?

wait....


I'll quit y'know!

-- Edited by Auntie Grizelda on Tuesday 11th of January 2011 07:57:05 AM

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Not really but I had to make it sound good for my subjects. How else do you think we are going to squeeze any money out of them during a depression? I may need to take over the fundraising myself if you don't shape up. Did you get the P.O. box set up?

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Yes, yes, the P.O. is all set up. 
I hear the money is just rollin' in. 
Lemme check...
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WOOHOO! Lookit what we got:
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oh yeah, and some dryer lint
(musta been from Chills - I dunno)

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It's a start. Buying our own server farm is going to very expensive. 

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Eric Cartman wrote:

It's a start. Buying our own server farm is going to very expensive.




Keep an eye on the PO box.....I am sending a check for  1 million dollars snail mail.  This is the best prep sight ever, keep up the good work.

Sparkle



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Sparklelious wrote:

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Eric Cartman wrote:

It's a start. Buying our own server farm is going to very expensive.




Keep an eye on the PO box.....I am sending a check for  1 million dollars snail mail.  This is the best prep sight ever, keep up the good work.

Sparkle

 



I Heart Sparkle

Best double-check the spelling on that.  It's
A-U-N-T-I-E (space) G-R-I-Z-E-L-D-A
just like the Monkeys' song from the '60's.
(not that I was even around then, of course cough cough)

 



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Auntie Grizelda wrote:

Sparklelious wrote:

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Eric Cartman wrote:

It's a start. Buying our own server farm is going to very expensive.




Keep an eye on the PO box.....I am sending a check for  1 million dollars snail mail.  This is the best prep sight ever, keep up the good work.

Sparkle

 



I Heart Sparkle

Best double-check the spelling on that.  It's
A-U-N-T-I-E (space) G-R-I-Z-E-L-D-A
just like the Monkeys' song from the '60's.
(not that I was even around then, of course cough cough)

 



Hate to break it to you Auntie but the first check needs to be made out to Eric Theodore Cartman

 



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Too late, Eric....
Aaaannnnnnndddddddd it's gone!





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Now that's what I call a throne.

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Sparklelious wrote:

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Eric Cartman wrote:

It's a start. Buying our own server farm is going to very expensive.




Keep an eye on the PO box.....I am sending a check for  1 million dollars snail mail.  This is the best prep sight ever, keep up the good work.

Sparkle



Yay!

 



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Sparky where's the damn check? furious

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OMG, I found a picture of Sparky!  Now I have a sneaking suspicion that the million dollars wasn't a legitimate offer after all.  no



Sparkle



-- Edited by Mudd on Thursday 20th of January 2011 05:18:50 PM

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ERIC THEODORE CARTMAN this is all YOUR fault!

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Auntie you may call off the fundraiser. Good Job!!!

Mr. Abdullah Mohamed

United Arab Emirates.


REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE




Greetings from Dubai,

This message might meet you in (utmost surprise),however, it’s just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a banker by profession from United Arab Emirates and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of the bank.





I have the opportunity of transferring the left over funds ($20,000,000. 00. Twenty Million USA Dollars) our bank deceased customer late Richard Burson, who died on (Egypt Air Flight 990) along with his family on a plane crash below ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/502503.stm ) Hence I am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 50/50 as a brotherhood.





So my dear Auntie Grizelda, if you agree to my business proposal, further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your return mail with your details, such as your address/country of origin/contact number and also promise me that you will not let me down when we start this claim of the fund process, which I am 100% sure of myself and also 100% sure to get everything done once you can follow my instructions.





Respectfully yours

Mr. Abdullah Mohamed.


-- Edited by Eric Cartman on Friday 21st of January 2011 07:49:51 AM

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tell mr. abdullah moohamedeedee

the cheque is the mail

gods truth

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"I am 100% sure of myself and also 100% sure to get everything done once you can follow my instructions."


I am so sorry, Eric sweetie.  I never could follow instructions worth a darn.
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Auntie Grizelda wrote:
I am so sorry, Eric sweetie.  I never could follow instructions worth a darn.
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Goddammit!furious

 



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