Originally posted by Historian: Once upon a time...
At a board called Uncle Bob's...
People were having fun photoshopping pictures and someone asked for a picture of Dennis' dog Hermione.
An anonymous poster was searching for pictures of the dog and came upon a German Shepherd forum where Dennis was posting.
Checking the profile to see if it really was Dennis, the anonymous searcher found this:
Profile for DoggieDaddy
Email jor_el@spinfinder.com Member # 12629 Name Dennis Title New Member Total Posts 24 Homepage http://www.timebomb2000.com Occupation Database designer Hobbies Location Western Wisconsin Bio ICQ Number Names of my GSD(s) Hermione Other Pets Favorite thing to do with my dog Registered on 01/05/07 01:45 PM
Convinced that this was indeed Dennis, the poster searched again using the email address jor_el@spinfinder.com and found something quite shocking.
Someone named Uncle Buck was posting his fantasy and solicitation to have sex with another man, and his email address was jor_el@spinfinder.com
snip from ad:
quote:
One thing you should know: I'm a chub. But I desire no reciprocation. If you can get past this, I promise you the time of your life. You can reach me at jor_el@spinfinder.com, or on AOL IM ( mpls_wingman ). I promise you won't be sorry. Please be D/D free, and very discrete.
The poster came to Uncle Bob's wondering if that was really Dennis, or if someone was just acting like Dennis to get back at him and started the original thread
Some other researchers at Uncle Bob's began searching and 8 more ads were quickly found.
Dennis got word of the thread at Uncle Bob's and started his own thread in Take it Outside at Timebomb encouraging everyone to go read about his gayness:
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Today, 07:34 PM Dennis Olson Chief Curmudgeon Join Date: May 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 34,729
One of my staff just informed me that according to a thread on UB's, I'm gay. Evidently, the "selling babies on the Internet" became too old and worn-out to still be worth bashing me with.
So have fun, and if you dare, go read about my "gayness." But I suggest you don't read with a full stomach.
I for one would be interested in hearing why you used the exact same email address on the German Shepherd forum that was used on that gay ad back in 2003?
Quote: One thing you should know: I'm a chub. But I desire no reciprocation. If you can get past this, I promise you the time of your life. You can reach me at jor_el@spinfinder.com, or on AOL IM ( mpls_wingman ). I promise you won't be sorry. Please be D/D free, and very discrete.
Today, 08:16 PM Dennis Olson Chief Curmudgeon Join Date: May 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 34,731
I've had that Jor_el address for almost 10 years. I used it all over the place, and in the open (still do as a matter of fact). If one of the UB crowd got ahold of it, well, there's really nothing one can do about that, is there?
The ads went back to 1999. Uncle Bob's forum wasn't even around then. They continued over a period of 7 years.
Things that matched up to Dennis' posts on various other forums began to be compared.
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Dennis Olson 06-09-2000, 07:03 PM
Well, it's been 10 days since I went "computerless". Now that I'm back in the saddle (so to speak), what's been happening since June 1st? Anything juicy?
My email addy whild down here is: djolson@fuse.net
Nice to be back. And even nicer to be working. Now, what's the status of the NRA/GOA sponsorship lists?
You want your **** sucked. I'm more than willing to do it.
I'm a 42 yo WPM. I've been married 18 years, and am spending the next 6 months down here on business. I've always wanted to service another man, but never had the nerve to try it. Until now. I'd be willing to do just about anything (short of bondage or pain) to service you.
(remove nasty stuff)
I don't want ANY reciprocation. I just want to make your **** happy. So if you're drug and disease-free, contact me. If you want, we can talk by phone.
Now for the bad news: I'm a chub. But I'm hoping that you don't care about that, as long as you get great service.
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Amazingly, Uncle Buck was in South Carolina at the same time:
From: "Uncle Buck" <B...@Beards.Ghost> Subject: 864 - BJ for you Date: 1999/10/07 Message-ID: <7tjkbr$i53$1@jair.pressenter.com>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 534160775 X-Priority: 3 X-Server-Date: 8 Oct 1999 02:19:39 GMT X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 Organization: PressEnter! X-MSMail-Priority: Normal Newsgroups: alt.sex.wanted
I'm a 40yo WPM, married 18 years, and want to try servicing a man for the first time. If you are a clean, disease-free man, and want a BJ, provide info so I can contact you. (Spartanburg SC area). I am in the area on business for the next month or so, and can provide you with private contact info.
Would prefer a married straight guy, but not absolutetly required. I do NOT expect reciprocation in any way. I'm willing to try almost anything except pain or bondage. So, if you've ever wanted to try something "unusual" but were afraid to ask, try me.
Tim
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Oh, and that pressenter.com?
Another Greenspun post:
According to "polly logic", EVERY Y2K failure is an "isolated incident". So, if we end up having a MILLION of them, well, it's not like that's SIGNIFICANT or anything.... You betcha.
Got preps done yet?
-- Dennis (djolson@pressenter.com), June 17, 1999.
Check out this question from Uncle Buck in 2001 about a Solaris install:
Uncle Buck View profile More options Oct 17 2001, 3:30 am
Newsgroups: php.install From: Hoo...@Vacuum.Head (Uncle Buck) Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2001 12:30:35 -0500 Local: Tues, Oct 16 2001 12:30 pm Subject: Solaris install info - HELP please?
I need to install PHP on a Sun Netra server running the latest Solaris release. I have no compiler installed. How do I install PHP (with MySQL support) onto that box? I have been reading everyhting I can, but it all reads like stereo instructions. (I've been a computer geek for 20+ years, but this stuff seems nearly impossible to understand).
Is there someone out there that can pass along some instructions?
While Dennis was driving a truck, Uncle Buck posted ads saying he would service men nationwide.
Uncle Buck View profile (1 user) More options Oct 14 2003, 12:56 am
Newsgroups: alt.personals.gay From: Uncle Buck <jor_el@spinfinder.com> Date: Tue, 14 Oct 2003 05:56:23 GMT Local: Tues, Oct 14 2003 12:56 am Subject: 000 - I'll drain you dry (and more) - nationwide!
I travel extensively, but do not know very far in advance where I'll be going. I'm a MWM in my mid 40's, and have never done ANYTHING with a man before. Lately, I've been having these incredible fantasies to do something about that. (My main fantasy is detailed below.) The only negative is that I'm a chub. But if you can get past that, I promise you an experience you'll never forget! No recip is necessay. I only want you to be d/d free, clean and DISCREET. I cannot host, so it's up to you. I'll do just about anything to make your experience the best you've ever had. I'm just not into bondage, S&M, pain or blood. Try me - please!
Send an email to "jor_el@spinfinder.com" for a reply. I can only get to this email once or twice a week, so please BE PATIENT! I *will* get back to you asap.. I am real. Please you be also.
Another interesting thing that began to be pointed out was how the wording in the ads sounded exactly like Dennis. In addition, the trace on the posts pointed back to Dennis' ISP over and over. To repost it all here would make this post even longer than it is. You can find it all in that original thread if you are searching for the truth.
Newsgroups: alt.sex.homosexual From: "Uncle Buck" Date: Sat, 8 Sep 2001 17:14:18 -0500 Local: Sat, Sep 8 2001 5:14 pm Subject: 205 - B'ham area WPM will drain your **** dry and more!
I am a MWPM, 42. I'm down in the Birmingham area on business. I have been married in a monogamous relationship for 18 years. I have NEVER done anything with a man, but have always wanted to. So, here's what 'd like to do for you:
Join Date: May 2001 Location: WisconsinPosts: 35,090
I was just leaving for work. I was on a computer contract for the Associated Grocers of the South in B'ham AL. I turned on my car radio and heard the news.
all this stuff happend before uncle buck drove truck to west vagina wheren he met me on that memrable rainy night. he dont post qweer adds on the net no more. hop this helps.
I've lurked on this forum for over a year, and began posting about 6 months ago. I "got it" in Oct 1998, and started prepping in earnest in April 1999. We live on the very western edge of Wisconsin, about 20 miles east of Minneapolis. Age 41, married 17 years, with two boys age 13 and 16. (I was on a contract in PA near Reading from 1995 - 1997. Place called Pottsville.)
I'm a computer consultant (last 10 years). Been in the business for 25+ years, mostly on "big iron" (mainframes) and doing process automation / data collection / bar-code type stuff. BSEE, and member of the IEEE. I know a plethora of languages, whose acronyms I won't bore you with here, but I'm sort-of a dinosaur.
My first exposure to Y2K issues was on the MSNBC Y2K board, where I had many a panicked discussion there. Thanks primarily to Anita Spooner, I "got a grip", and lost my total doomer mentality. As time has gone on, however, I have drifted from a '5' assessment to more of a 7 - 8. This has been due to the seemingly pathological inability of gov't and companies to GET THE JOB DONE, and provide TRUTHFUL INFORMATION to the public.
Oh well, hope this has been informative. I always post under my real name, and use a real email address. So far, I can count the number of flame/spam emails on the fingers of one hand, so I guess it's working out okay.
I get private emails from others in my business (in a variety of industries), the content of which would give most people a STROKE. Bottom line: I'd really, REALLY prepare for 3+ months, if I were you....
28 days remain.
-- Dennis (djolson@cherco.net), December 03, 1999.
In 1999 DJO started to freak out over Y2K. He had assesed it as a 7 or 8 impact event. As he began to prep "in Earnest" he began to realize - If Y2K were really bad, he would never have the chance to live out his lifelong fantasy of sniffing anothe man's balls while he had a c0ck jammed down his throat.
So the ads were just another prep item, something to get done now because he was sure he wouldn't be able to get it later. Simply "panic sex".
taffy, why you sayin hi to uncle buck in pennsilvana when he aint there no more? thats dog pisss down the drain. uncle bucks back home in anothr state. whats yer state of mind? sayin yer greetin now from somethin happend years agos like me sittin shotgun in the truck with uncle buck, watchin a red corvett in rear view mirror zoom past ahead of our truck, speedin to scape from deputee sherff, then me waving to the reer view miror. he aint there no more. long gone. mebbe i should call you daffy.
mexiscamm, your clever. let me give you bit of advice. sniffin is relutiv to position. upside down. dinglberry bush. unexpectd vapors. cant write no more details in this pubic forum. hoep this helps.
Aaaawwwwwwwww, Chubb, my first nickname! I'm honored. I may just change my name to "Daffy Taffy". Has a real nice ring to it.
The past is a wonderful resource and classroom. I'm so enjoying the story of your past (and present) with DO, but he wasn't just born in 1999, ya know. HE HAS HAD A VERY INTERESTING LIFE!!
daffytaffy, ppl heres callin me chubb. that aint my real name. uncle buck calls me chubbalishus. when hes real excitd in the gayrage he calls me chubbahubbabubbalishus and lots other colarful names i cant repeat on this pubic forum cos the ladie folks would blushh. if ya promise not to laugh, ill tell ya my first name. promise now? okay. cecil. yup, thats me. cecil from west vagina. queen of the lot lizards. big reputaton back in west vagina. butt up here with uncle buck im startin new, hes eduactin me real good, got my dislexxyeea sorta controlld with koolaid. mostly unles i spaz out when uncle buck tightens the knots. nice chattin with ya, taffydaffy. bye fer now. cecil.